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How to make a woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

There are few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. your mobile phone can actually be a life saver on an emergency tool survival.check out the things that you can do with it:

first; EMERGENCY 911 - the emergency number worldwide for mobile is 112. if you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile;network and there is an emergency,dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. try it out.

second; have you locked your keys in the car? does your car have remote keyless entry? this may come in handy someday. good reason to own a cell phone : if you lock your keys inside the car and the spare keys are at home,call someone at home on their cell phone using your cell phone as well.
hold your cellphone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button,holding it near the mobile phone on their end. your car will unlock, this saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.distance is no object. you could be hundreds of miles away. and if you can reach someone who has the other “remote” for your car,you can unlock the doors (or trunk)

third; hidden battery power - imagine your cell battery is very low to activate, press the keys *3370#. your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. this reserve will get charge when you recharge your cell next time.

fourth;how to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? to check your mobile phone’s serial number,key in the following digits on your phone: *#06# a 15 digit code will appear on the screen. this number is unique to your handset. write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them your cell phone serial key number code. they will be then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone that has been stolen will be totally useless. you probably won’t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it, they can nerver use/sell it either.if everybody does this,there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

SEX IN THE DARK!!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
shutting off the light.

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent bas tard,”
She screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy…………………. you explain the kids.”

A father-of-two hanged himself live over the internet in Britain’s first ‘cyber suicide’.

Kevin Whitrick, 42, took his life after being goaded by dozens of chatroom users from across the world who initially believed he was play acting.

But as they watched in horror, Mr Whitrick climbed onto a chair, smashed through a ceiling and then hanged himself with a piece of rope.

Kevin Neil Whitrick, 42, was found dead by police in Wellington, after being alerted by a web user who is thought to have watched in horror as the man harmed himself

Stunned by what they had witnessed - broadcast on a popular chatroom website used by millions of people across the globe - chatroom users immediately contacted the police.

Officers rushed to the electrician’s home in the Wellington area of Shropshire within minutes, smashing down the door to try to save him.

Kevin Whitrick had two 12-year-olds who he visited regularly
But despite their efforts to save him, he was pronounced dead at the scene.

Last night it emerged that Mr Whitrick had been suffering from depression after being badly injured in a car crash last year.

Friends said that the breakdown of his marriage with wife, Paula - with whom he had 12-year-old twins - and the recent death of his father had also been causing him some distress.

Mr Whitrick told users of web-chat site PalTalk what he was going to do two hours before he killed himself on Wednesday night.

He was logged on with around 50 other users to a special “insult” chatroom where people “have a go at each other”.

Today distraught users of the site said that they felt sick and had previously thought the web broadcast was a hoax.

They confirmed Mr Whitrick told friends in the internet chat room of his plans to kill himself but, thinking he was joking, they egged him on telling him to make sure the his webcam was on.

Mr Whitrick, using the user-name Shyboy-17-1, switched on his webcam and went ahead with his grisly plan.

One anonymous user said: “He tied a rope around an uncovered ceiling joist and stood on the chair as he tied the rope around his neck.

“Some of us chatroom users, talking to Kevin over text chat, microphones and video tried to convince him to step down, but others egged him on telling him to get on with it.

“We just couldn’t believe he was doing it - it was surreal.

“One chatter said: ‘F***ing do it, get on with it, get it round your neck. For F***’s sake he can’t even do this properly’.”

Another user who did not wish to be named said: “When Kevin stepped off the chair and was left dangling, the mood in the chatroom changed and people began to realise what they had just seen.

“We started asking if anyone knew where he lived and saying they should contact the police.

“I think someone contacted the police in their local area but sadly no one could get to him in time.”

Shortly after, moderators on the site closed the feed from Kevin’s webcam.

‘Considerate and kind’

Mr Whitrick had been living in his flat, a converted house, after splitting from his wife Paula two years ago.

The couple, who married in 1988, had 12-year-old twins Lewis and Melissa who live with their mother in a three-bedroom, semi-detached home close by.

They are said to have visited their dad, who worked at family firm RMW electrical services in Shrewsbury, at weekends. His older brother Malcolm Whitrick is an associate director at Shrewsbury Town Football Club.

Kevin Whitrick’s sparse profile on the paltalk website
Last night Mrs Whitrick said: “Kevin was a loving father and family man. He was always the life and soul of the party, an extremely considerate and kind person and loved by many, he will be so sadly missed by us all.

“Unfortunately Kevin had a very serious car accident in July 2006 and had never fully recovered back to full health.”

Mr Whitrick’s stepmother Betty Whitrick, 74, told the Mail: ‘Kevin was a bubbly kind of person, full of fun. I just don’t know why he would do this.

“He lived alone but he always cheerful when I saw him. I knew he was very into computers and he also used to like playing bowls.”

Detective Chief Inspector Jon Groves who is leading the investigation said: “Our enquiries to date have revealed that Mr Whitrick was using a chat room with a number of other people at the time of his death.

“We are liasing with the internet service provider at this time to contact other users who were online at the time of this incident and who may have information that could assist our enquiries.

“We are also working to ensure that witness support facilities are available to those who may have been affected by what they saw.”

Sharon Atwal, who works in a cornershop opposite Mr Whitrick’s flat, described him as “subdued” the last time she saw him.

She said: “Every night he’d take eight cans of Boddington’s bitter from the fridge and re-stock it with the cans from the shelf. He always seemed quite cheerful.

“On Wednesday night, though, he didn’t seem himself and it was the first night that he did not re-stock the fridge. It was as if he knew he wouldn’t be coming back.

“He always struck me as very happy, he was friendly and had two perfect kids. I cannot believe he has done this.”

Her brother Bobby added: “Kevin has lived in the flat for the past year and I have seen him every day without fail.

“Last week, he told me about his chat room. He was excited and said he had set it up himself. He said he had been speaking to people in Australia on his webcam.

“His two children used to visit at weekends. He had a very good relationship with them and always gave them lots of money to buy sweets.”

The case appears to echo that of Brandon Vedas, a 21 year-old from Phoenix, Arizona, who committed suicide online using a mix of alcohol and prescription medication.

In that case people in the chat room egged the young man on, while others tried desperately to find his address.

Local MP for the Wrekin, Mark Pritchard, said: “This is a very sad and rare incident. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family.

“It is important that the use of the internet in this death is fully investigated.”

PS - Keep an eye on your children or closed ones,net is becoming more n more emotional place now
This is really shocking !